i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
Fucking finals fuckin dumbass group I fuckin hate high school
How should I know I’ve never stolen a kiss lol
I just walked into the bathroom and my mom is putting up the shower curtain.
Me: Ewwww which one of my brothers doesn’t know how to aim right *cleans toilet*
Mom: it was Moses
Me: Mom is it that hard to aim right?
Mom: I don’t know I don’t have a penis.